Hello. You have reached the office of heaven if you know the party you'd like to reach press 1 now. If you're looking for hell press 2 now. Para ayuda en español presione 2 ahora.
You selected the office of heaven. If this is correct press 1 now. If not press 2 now.
If you would like to speak to God press 1. Jesus 2. Allah please hang up and dial again, and select option 2.
You selected God. If this is correct press 1 now. If not press 2 now.
You have reached God. Please refer to the manual left to you by the ancients for any questions or concerns. Thank you for your call and have a nice day. Goodbye.
